1. If you bring a board to the bar, you know you're not going home alone
2. A boy with a board equals a boy with bros. Any skate rat comes in a pack.
3. They dress well, and no matter how much they pretend not to care, they know it too.
They clueless changed our lives, made us want the boy in the baggy pants and the knee length t-shirt. The only down side to this is the shoelace belt which is "so homo" no matter how practical it may be.
Skaters are the new rock stars, the new celebrities. If I could name a pro skater I'd probably come up with some great analogy about how he's gonna get laid more than Brad Pitt. And trust me, whomever this skater is that I should know the name of has a bigger ego than him too. And good for him, keep at it boys. Take advantage that you've somehow played a horrible trick on society and now have more women than you can handle. Beatlemania died when it got bigger than Jesus. James Dean burned up in a car, and Leonardo Dicaprio never looked as good again as he did in Titanic.
So keep it up boys, because fads don't last forever, especially when they're highly dependent on your ability to stay steady on a fast moving piece of wood.
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